Look at all the wild teenagers. Grumpy from their lack of sleep. Notice the large male senior Jock-es Footballes as ha stalks his weekly prey. The Makeup Too-muchist. A skinny female breed of freshman. Lets look at Teacher Highschoolist in it’s natural environment, gathering around a caffeinated watering hole. Eventualy they will retreat into their domains. They spend their days looking for the species Pants Saggis and Belly Hangoutis.
Beware the dreaded Loudmouth Disrespectitmus and the Loudmouth Talkbakali, same genus but very polar mating calls. Teacher Highschoolis and these species are constantly fighting. Rarely do they not and rarely is Highschoolis defeated. However, the sorry states of Teacher Positivi and Makesdifferencacus is harrowing. For the wildlings do not fullygrasp that their survival outside of this red brick and concrete jungle hinges on whether or not genus Teacher allows them to succeed.
Most wildlings move on and begin their accent up the food chain. But some fall behind, being picked at by the vultures that had once been their allies. Some, the few and the accomplished go on to rule the jungle. Those are the ones they all aspire to be.
Thank you for tuning in for our special program, “The Wildlings of BPHS.” Tune in tomorrow for, “The Creatures of WallMart.”